There's a little red spot on the ground today,
Its right where she put it yesterday.
There's a hamster with wings in a high tree top,
And its eating up all of the kiwi crop.
I don't think there's anywhere that I can hide,
Or how to convince her that I've died.
She'll turn me to plaid if she finds I've lied,
For Mad Doctor Nesbit's nasty worldwide.
There's a little red spot on the ground today ...
Someone please hide me.
That could just be me, its Doctor Nesbit's way ...
Someone please hide me.
I don't want to be three hundred feet tall ...
Someone please hide me.
Cause then when I tripped it'd take forever to fall .
Someone please hide me.
I don't think there's anywhere that I can hide,
Or how to convince her that I've died.
She'll turn me to plaid if she finds I've lied,
For Mad Doctor Nesbit's nasty worldwide.
Perhaps she will turn me all inside out ...
Someone please hide me.
Or give me the nose of a frozen trout ...
Someone please hide me.
Drag me all the way in to her laboratory ...
Someone please hide me.
And that will certainly end my story.
Someone please hide me.
I don't think there's anywhere that I can hide,
Or how to convince her that I've died.
She'll turn me to plaid if she finds I've lied,
For Mad Doctor Nesbit's nasty worldwide.
Theres a raccoon in a lab with eyes of black ,
And all it is is a heart that she really lacks,
All that she eats is donuts and sweet pastries ,
And all I hope is that she does not notice me!
Nesbit's mean ...
Perhaps she'll put me in a small test tube ...
Someone please hide me.
Or make me into a rubik's cube ...
Someone please hide me.
Or maybe she'll just put me in a box,
With a big pink and green and rabid fox .
I don't think there's anywhere that I can hide,
Or how to convince her that I have died.
She'll turn me to plaid if she finds I have lied,
For Mad Doctor Nesbit's nasty worldwide."
Nesbit's mean
Nesbit's mean
Nesbit's mean
She'll always be.
Nesbit's mean . | 